After my first visit to Dutch Wonderland and my suggestion that you should wait to take your kids until they are older, I began to wonder what my 3 year old would think of it. She has a “Duke” the dragon shirt we found at the Salvation Army so she had been asking to visit him so I gave in. She calls it “Duck Wonderland” and that is appropriate given how many ducks there are around.
We made the trip on a cool August Thursday arriving at the park around 2pm. The parking lot was full but I have to say that inside the park it didn’t seem any more crowded than the last day I went when the parking lot was virtually empty. It wasn’t because the water park was full either, it was really too cool to get wet.
I had to purchase a ticket for her and the best deal I could get was to use the coupon from my season pass book, $24.95. Not cheap but it works out to about 4 dollars an hour since we stayed 6 hours.
First thing in we rode the train – my suggestion so she could see the park before we started to walk around. We hadn’t been there but 2 minutes and she fell and skinned her knee. This would be a recurring theme all day and she was pretty banged up by the time we left. Dutch Wonderland has blacktop paths in most places and they have these built up “curbs” along the pathway edges. For some reason my daughter never saw them and tripped over them all the time. Not sure if other kids do that, but it was a real nuisance.
We rode the train and then walked across the floating bridge to the mill. The dutchman at the mill fascinated her and this was a sign of things to come. The “Dutch” parts of Dutch Wonderland were the things she was interested in. Not the rides – we only rode two other than the train and the boats.
Next up was the carousel. She could ride by herself on this one (the one at Hersheypark is much larger) so that made her happy. We got off and she wanted to drive the motor boats in the duck pond but they weren’t working. She went back to visit the Dutchman again. I had to pry her away.
As we entered the heart of the park she found one of the push button diaramas showing men in a wood shop. She then found the candy house next to the Really Useful Theater with the candy diorama inside. She ran in and out of the candy house for a good ten minutes, just doing laps and chatting with kids that showed up. If you are wondering what a 3 year old will do at Dutch Wonderland, well, this is what MY 3 year old did. Pretty much the whole trip was spent in the church, the school house, the birthday cake, the candy house, the Amish buggy, the pretzel, the giant chicken etc etc etc.
My daughter had no interest in the rides except for the new Huck Finn’s Leaping Frog ride which she tried and deemed “too bumpy.” It really does jolt the kids up and down so I’m not surprised she didn’t like it. It would have made me sick for sure.
Since she wanted to see Duke the dragon and we hadn’t found him in the park to talk with, I took her on the Dragon’s Lair ride. I was a little worried that this would go badly since she hates to sit still and we’d be stranded in a log in a lake, but she did OK. She did start trying to stand up until the very end. For those that wonder this ride is on a rail, you don’t steer. I heard several people ask that question on this visit.
We caught the Thomas the Tank Engine show twice and she did sit through most of both shows and she did interact with the cast. The audience was much smaller at these shows than the last time I was there and I think that helped keep the kids interested though plenty still left in the middle.
I do have to make a correction to my previous trip report. I did find something amazing to eat at Dutch Wonderland – Potato Patch fries. My daughter and I were taking a short cut over the potato patch patio and as we went down the stairs I caught a whiff of some tasty smelling fries. I turned around and asked the couple enjoying them if they really were that good. To my delight they produced an extra fork and told me to dig in to the cheese and gravy covered fries. After making a mess of myself with the cheese sauce I did indeed have some of the best fries I’ve eated in awhile so that is what dinner was. (Thanks Elizabeth for sharing!) We got 5 chicken tenders, a huge boat of fries with gravy and a child’s cup with drink for $11.05 with a season pass discount. This is easily enough food for 3 people.
We also had a Dole Citrus Whip which is still tasty, though the vanilla “ice cream” is still weird. A hint for the Dole Whips, they are pretty big. I got mine in a dish with a cone on top so my daughter and I could share. I spooned some of the whip into the cone so she had her cone and then I had the dish. We each got appropriate sized portions and we spend less than $2.50 with my season pass discount.
Let’s see, the diving show was great. We saw the frog prince. A big warning to folks who sit front and center. A poor family didn’t seem to see the splash zone signs and they got soaked by a wave of water during the high dive – soaked to the skin, purse, backpack and all. They took it well, but I’m sure some things got ruined in their bags.
We did both boat rides and they were wonderful breaks on the trip. The Lady Gay ride was great with just our family and another on it. So much great interaction with the boat captain (who really does steer the thing!) Our ride on the gondolas was made more fun by the commentary of the father in front of us. He must have been from the South at some point and it was so refreshing to hear an accent other than PA Dutch for a change. He explained everything to his daughter who I’m guessing was just shy of 2 so it was like having a tour guide on our boat.
After one of my daughter’s many spills she actually found herself in front of the Knight of Dutch Wonderland. He made a big show of helping her up and brushing her off and then we got a great picture of him while my daughter held his shield.
Our trip was dotted with great interactions with both guests and the cast and that made all the difference. Nice people make for a pleasant trip.
We played the duck game for $2 and she won a duck. All games I saw were $2 and she was much more interested in playing games here than at Hersheypark. Dutch Wonderland offers a game package where you purchase them in bulk and you do save a bunch of money if this is something your kids like to do. We’ll probably do that next time.
Oh, and did I say we fed ducks? We fed ducks again and again. And fish. And geese. And birds. Make sure you pack lots of quarters for this. My daughter and another little girl shared handfuls of duck food and it was a nice time for them to be together. Her mother and I talked and it was just a great moment in our trip since we were both alone with our girls.
So around 5 my daughter started to get antsy. She had had a nap on the way down, but I could still tell she was getting worn out. The next 3 hours were not nearly as fun as the first 3. She started refusing to do things she had done earlier and there were quite a few tantrums and tears. I practially had to drag her to the last diving show but once she was there she had a great time. We left after that.
We picked up a really nice souvenir called “A Kingdome for Kids Game.” It is basically Candyland with a Dutch Wonderland theme. No reading required, just colored cards. It is on sale now for $14.99 and I think it was a much better buy than the $22 stuffed Duke she had her eye on. I’m sure she doesn’t agree but we’ve played the game every day since we’ve been home so it is a nice reminder.
When I asked my 3 year old if she liked Hersheypark (which she has been to at least a dozen times) or Dutch Wonderland better, her quick answer is Dutch Wonderland “Cause that is where Duke lives.” So I guess we have a winner here.
Some things to keep in mind if you’re traveling with a 3 year old:
- find the bathrooms early in your trip
- buy the kids cup – it is a great value and you can get it filled with water
- don’t expect them to ride much, they might but then again they might not
- bring bandaids for skinned knees
- bring quarters for feeding ducks
- leave your stroller in the car (we did just find without it and you can move so much faster on foot)
- make sure they wear something you can pick out in a crowd – there are paths everywhere!
- you don’t need to do Duke’s Lagoon to have a great time, staying dry is fun too
- share a Dole Whip for a cheap treat
- expect them to wear out before the day is over so try quiet things like the boat rides to refresh them
- One last thing, if they ask you to get into the birthday cake with them, think very carefully on this. It is a lot easier getting in than getting out. (I thought they’d have to slice the cake to get me out!)



























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